Marshall Mathers
Yeah you laugh till your motherfuckin’ ass gets drafted, while you’re at band camp thinkin’ the crap can’t happen, till you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin, inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping, open the plastic and then you stand back gasping, fuckin’ assassins hijackin’ amtracks crashing, all this terror america demands action, next thing you know you’ve got Uncle Sam’s ass askin’ to join the army or what you’ll do for there navy.
You just a baby, gettin’ recruited at eighteen, You’re on a plane now, eating their food and their baked beans. i’m 28, they gonna take you ‘fore they take me
Eminem 
I write songs for me, fuck what you like. Eminem
Talkin about I fabricated my past,
He’s just aggravated I won’t ejaculate in his ass.
Eminem
So what’s the difference between us? We can start at the penis, or we can scream I just don’t give a fuck and see who means it. Eminem
Fuck the next lesson i’ll pass the test guessin’. Eminem
It’s fucked up aint it? How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fucking thing we wanted. Eminem
So this is it… this is what I wished for, just isn’t how I envisioned it, famed to the point of imprisonment. I just thought the shit’d be different but something changed the minute that I got a whiff of it, I started to inhale it, smell it, started sniffin’ it and it became my cocaine I just couldn’t quit, I just wanted a little bit then it turned me in to a monster, I became a hypocrite concert after concert. Eminem (Careful What You Wish For)
Milk and cookies spilled on my silk negligee lookie, razor-ba-lades with me to make you b-leed, cases of maybelline make-up laying on the table with weed. Slim shady? Shit sounds like a fable to me, until he jumps out of the fucking toilet when your taking a pee. Eminem
How many people you know can name every serial killer who ever existed in a row, put em in chronological order beginning with Jack the Ripper, name the time and place from the body the bag the zipper, location of the woods where the body was dragged and then dumped, the trunk that they were stuffed in, the model the make the plate and which motel which lake they found her in, and how they attacked the victim. Say which murder weapon was used to do what and which one, which knife and which gun? what kid what wife and which nun, don’t stop, I like this, it’s fun, the fucking nights just begun. Eminem
B Rabbit vs. Lyckity Splyt

B Rabbit vs. Lyckity Splyt


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